The other day some of our friends were up for dinner and we got to talking about
our age and how some of them (not me, of course) need various male enhancement products,
such as Viagra and Cialis.
After a few cocktails and bottle of two of other beverages, we came up with an idea for
all natural substitute, called "RedNeck Viagra". It's simple, involves NO CHEMISTRY, and very cheap.
You can get the ingredients at most hardware or drug stores and 'make it yourself',
right in your own kitchen or bedroom, whenever you might need it.
Here's the all natural ingredients:
Use your imagination about how to put it together. It won't take too much and
you'll figure it out if you work on it long enough.
It's so cheap, I don't recommend that you try to reuse it, but frankly, the difficulty
some folks encounter when trying to remove it forces them into multiple use scenarios,
which is sort of the whole idea behind these types of products anyway.
There are no serious side-effects like blindness which happens with some of the drug-based
solutions.
In early testing, there was one reported heart-attack (when the user tried to remove the
'assembly' while sober).
We've applied for a patent, so don't try steal the 'formula', but in the interest of peace
and love among all peoples we will be licensing the idea very cheaply.
Mike Novack
c141heaven@gmail.com